{*Latest} Funny Father’s Day Quotes Jokes One Liners

By | June 13, 2015

Happy Fathers Day 2017 Funny Fathers Day Quotes Jokes One Liners

We have good Collection of Funny Father’s Day Jokes, One Liners Short Quotes, SMS for Kids, Adults, Happy Father’s Day 2017 Jokes clean, dirty, Father’s Day Jokes, SMS, Messages 2017 for Dad, Father. You can also enjoy our another huge and latest collection of Father’s Day Quotes and most famous Father’s Day Sayings on the celebration of Father’s Day 2017 ..!!

Happy Fathers Day 2017 Funny Quotes From Daughter

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Happy Fathers Day 2017 Funny One Line Quotes

 

The kids suddenly want to stop at all the garage sales.
“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.
“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.
After dinner, the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy said.  “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”


My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house,
but it’s always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!-Do fathers always snore?
No – only when they are asleep!
Son: For $20, I’ll be good.
Dad: Oh, yeah?  When I was your age, I was good for nothing.
My son wants 50% of my Father’s Day gifts.
He says if it weren’t for him,
I wouldn’t even be a father.
Dad: Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have to get off my shoulders.
Tiger Cub: But, Dad, I’m just trying to get my gum back!
HaPpY FaThEr’s DaY !!

Happy Fathers Day 2017 Best One-Line Quotations For Father

“The older I get,
The smarter my father seems to get.”
Happy Fathers Day To All.
Also, Check most famous collection of short and long Father’s Day SMS and Latest Father’s Day Messages in Hindi or English!

Dad: How do you like fourth grade?
Son: It isn’t much fun.
Dad: That’s too bad. It was the best three years of my life!
Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.
Manny: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday?
Theo: I love it!
Manny: Why?Theo: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks!

Happy Father’s Day 2017 Nice Daddy Quotes

“Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?”
“But I’ve given you 10 glasses of water already!”
“Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!”
Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!
Wish You Happy Father’s Day 2016..
Joe: What does your father do for a living?
Jon: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Joe: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Jon: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.


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